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The last check before you publish

STOP POSTING
AI SLOP.

You wrote it with AI and it goes out today. Reading every line again to find what gives it away is the part nobody has time for, so we do it: the phrasing, the spelling, the grammar, the readability. One pass, and you get the draft back publishable rather than a score telling you what you already knew.

722 AI tells, flagged and fixed Spelling and grammar, US and British Readability scored, not guessed No AI model. Nothing stored.

Voice

Each one changes the rewrite. The dials below override it.

Here's where the project stands. Two of the three milestones are done, and the third slipped a week because the vendor missed a deadline.

Two voices are free. plus the tuning dials.

RhythmHow much sentence length varies.
StrictnessHow far the rewrite may stray from the original wording.
ContractionsWhether verbs contract - don't, or do not.
ParagraphsHow many sentences before a paragraph break.
HeadingsHow headings are capitalised.
SpellingBritish or American, applied consistently.
Passive voiceWhether to flag it at all.
Buried verbsFlag "perform an evaluation" for "evaluate".
HedgingFlag "possibly", "somewhat", "certain".
BulletsWhich marker starts a list item.
Try Sample AI Slop:
Original Draft491 / 500 free chars β€’ 80 words
De-Slopped Human Output
AI DIAGNOSTICSCleaned Output

Heavy AI Slop

High concentration of robotic ChatGPT filler phrases.

100%
ROBOTIC SLOP
AI Slop Level: 100%Human Authenticity: 0%
Target: 0% AI Slop (100% Authentic Human Voice)
What we measured
AI vocabulary0 terms Β· 0.0 per 100 words

Words models over-use, from our 722-term lexicon. Under 1.0 per 100 words reads clean.

Sentence rhythmneed 3+ sentences

How much your sentence length varies. Human editing lands above 0.60. Models cluster near 0.30 and stay there.

Average sentencen/a

Unedited AI prose settles at 14 to 18 words and repeats it, sentence after sentence.

Em dashes0.0 per 1,000 words

The most-cited tell of the lot. Above 4 per 1,000 words gets noticed.

Openers & closersclean

No stock opener or fake engagement CTA detected.

Also checked
Sentence patterns27 checked Β· clean

Negative parallelism, tricolon autopilot, participial tails, pseudo-profound closers.

Formatting & AI artifacts23 checked Β· clean

Pasted assistant preambles, markdown leakage, hidden Unicode, listicle-ification.

Spelling & grammarclean

25 grammar rules and a 49,000-word dictionary, US and British.

Vocabulary runs against a 722-term lexicon graded into four reliability tiers, so one robust in a technical sentence is not treated like a symphony of innovation.

This is a measurement, not an AI detector. It reports the statistical habits of unedited AI prose. Careful AI writing can score low and human writing can score high. It tells you what to fix, not who wrote it.

Detected AI Buzzwords (0)
Zero AI clichΓ©s detected. 100% human authority.
OUR CORE PROMISE & PRINCIPLE

What RemoveAISlop Is NOT

We never spin synonyms, scramble meaning, or hallucinate fake facts. We surgically clean robotic AI patterns while keeping 100% of your insights intact.

NOT AN ARTICLE SPINNER

We don't swap words with awkward dictionary synonyms like SpinBot or QuillBot. Your message stays natural, clear, and readable.

NOT A FACT DISTORTER

Your data points, metrics, and core arguments are 100% preserved. We only remove corporate fluff, clichΓ©s, and filler.

AUTHENTIC HUMAN CADENCE

We restore high burstiness (sentence variance), replace robotic tokens with conversational vocabulary, and format for maximum engagement.

ONE PASS, FOUR CHECKS

Everything Before Publish

You should not need one subscription to catch typos, another to score readability, and a third to tell you it sounds like a robot. All four run on the same paste.

Already know it reads as AI? Humanize the draft instead, without anyone promising you a score.

A detector gives you a verdict. We give you the draft back.

Originality and GPTZero are built for the person checking somebody else's work. If you wrote it with AI, a score does not help you - you already know. What you need is the passage rewritten, the typo caught and the paragraph made readable, without reading all 1,400 words again yourself. That is the entire job here.

SEAMLESS WORKFLOW INTEGRATION

De-Slop Directly Inside Your Favorite Workspace

Never copy-paste again. RemoveAISlop connects natively into ChatGPT, Claude, Notion, Google Docs, Substack, Buffer, Hootsuite, HubSpot, and Cursor.

πŸ€– ChatGPT & ClaudeπŸ“ Notion & Google DocsπŸ’Œ Substack & Medium⚑ Buffer & HootsuiteπŸ’» Cursor & VS CodeπŸ‘₯ LinkedIn & X
UNVARNISHED REALITY

ChatGPT vs RemoveAISlop

Why your audience ignores generic AI content and how human cadence changes engagement.

ROBOTIC CHATGPT POST100% SLOP
"In today's fast-paced digital world, AI is revolutionizing the tapestry of business. It stands as a testament to innovation. Seamlessly supercharge your journey! What are your thoughts? Drop a comment below! πŸš€πŸ’‘βœ¨"
  • βœ– 0 Engagement from real decision-makers
  • βœ– Reads like every other AI post in the feed
  • βœ– Damages personal brand authority
REMOVEAISLOP HUMAN POST0% SLOP
"We spent 6 months testing AI automations on our sales pipeline.

Here is the brutal truth:
β†’ Speed up response times by 3x
β†’ Kill the corporate buzzwords

Bottom line: Real humans buy from real humans."
  • βœ” Says something only you could have written
  • βœ” Sounds like a sharp, confident practitioner
  • βœ” Preserves your authentic authority
SIMPLE & TRANSPARENT

Plans & Pricing

65% cheaper than Grammarly. Built specifically for killing AI slop.

Starter Box
$0 / forever
  • 5 drafts a day, checked in full
  • Spelling against 49,000 US and British words
  • Grammar (20 rules), readability and editing reports
  • 5 free de-slops per day
  • Full AI Slop-O-Meter
  • Two voices: Plain professional and Punchy
  • Spacing & Hook Optimizer
πŸ”₯ MOST POPULAR
Creator Pack
$7.49 / month
$89.91 billed yearly Β· save $29.97For one writer, on every device you use
  • Unlimited checks, no daily cap
  • Rewrite a highlighted passage, not just the whole draft
  • Unlimited AI De-Slops
  • Live Chrome Inspector (LinkedIn, X, ChatGPT)
  • All 6 voices and all 10 tuning dials
  • Long-Form SEO Article Studio (No limits)
  • REST API and the MCP connector
Agency & Team
$21.75 / month
$261 billed yearly Β· save $87Bulk work, and a voice measured from your own writing
  • Everything in Creator
  • Your own voice, measured from a sample you paste
  • Bulk CSV: a column of drafts in, a cleaned column out

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